SHOCKING ATTACK: PASTOR WADEN ASSAULTS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was observed assaulting a read more McDonald's employee during the lunch rush yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden lost his temper about the service. The McDonald's employee, identified as John Doe, tried to calm Waden down, but Waden became more aggressive.